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  1. If anyone asks for a Supernatural gif for Welcome to Night Vale…

    smile-darn-you:

    image

    (and an extra one for Carlos the Scientist)

    image

  2. thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

    thegreatviino:

    canyoudefinethis:

    heyfunniest:

    Pokemon irl 

    NO FUCKING WAY

    I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

  3. recoverykitty:

    On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

    Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

    and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”

  4. versacegravy:

awwww-cute:

The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

SELFIE

    versacegravy:

    awwww-cute:

    The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

    SELFIE

  5. sarazarr:

    blue-author:

    deathisabitch:

    elyel:

    Lets clear this out! 

    Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
    Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
    Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
    ElYEl


    Aclaremos esto! 

    Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
    Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
    Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
    ElyEl

    SIGNAL BOOST

    Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

    Oh internet you are so full of dark and light I just don’t even know what to make of you sometimes!

  6. zuzuhiddles:

    It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

  7. Once my classmate’s mom said “Why would you buy books when you’re going to read them once and throw them away?”
    I threw my English text at her.
    She then when on to forbidding him to come anywhere near me.

  8. proudmoore:

deerleisure:

solondonnn:

newyorksjojo:

oohmrleo:

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.
And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

    proudmoore:

    deerleisure:

    solondonnn:

    newyorksjojo:

    oohmrleo:

    I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

    I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

    And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

    Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

    Wow that’s rude :/

    So much for body positivity on this site smh.

  9. tiorickyaoi:

    I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

  10. clothobuerocracy:

    sunshineface0014:

    ridge:

    it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

    !!!!!!!!!

    Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

  11. colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

  12. mishasminions:

    mishasminions:

    FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT CAS WAS GOING TO PUT DEAN’S HAND ON HIS HEART

    OR IN HIS PANTS

    My reaction to seeing this scene was “god damn it Cas! Not in front of his brother!”