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  1. sagansense:

    startagainwithabrandnewname:

    SAVE ALL THE CATS :’(

    The photographer responsible for the above photograph is Mattias Klum. He spoke about this experience during National Geographic Live! Watch him explain this face-to-face encounter HERE.

  2. skittidyne:

    thegoddessfoo:

    josephinas—bidened:

    ladyfabulous:

    qoyqoyi:

    cinematicnomad:

    apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

    this gives me hope.

    Mara is the best

    Team Mara Wilson forever.

    This is amazing. 

    also The Boss series is really good!

    I’m in Barnes and Noble now. I only planned on taking a break from the heat and browse. Guess which book this broke person is leaving with?

  3. theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

zyzil:

princess-azula:

grapefruitshampoo:

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

tephnos:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest.

I am seriously concerned for all of you

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

Ah, the murder post, I love this one!

    theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

    zyzil:

    princess-azula:

    grapefruitshampoo:

    imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

    tephnos:

    sirisles:

    dixiesaurer:

    aaronwarner-anderson:

    mongezeas:

    g0kudera:

    sarahdesdemona:

    ninth-level-of-awesome:

    I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

    Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

    Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

    Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



    You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

    …I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

    i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

    the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

    thanks tumblr

    Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

    If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

    PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

    I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

    Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

    I am not a serial killer, honest.

    I am seriously concerned for all of you

    please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK

    I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK

    How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

    Ah, the murder post, I love this one!

  4. am-i-sherlock-yet:

    iamburdenedwithgloriousbatman:

    johnlockisreal:

    pernillo:

    some-atoms:

    jaymeeboh:

    Guys, seriously: as a fandom, we need to come together and agree not to leak things like this. I mean, home video of Martin Freeman taking a bath? That’s fucking sick, you guys. Respect his privacy. I expect better of you, Sherlockians.

    Yeah I hate to be the killjoy here, but the man is just trying to have a bath in peace. It’s obviously already a struggle for him as it is, seeing as he’s too short to reach the taps, so please stop reblogging this. His BAFTA doesn’t give him this shit. 

    I know I should respect his privacy, but LOOK at him. Martin Freeman in the tub. If he didn’t want it to get out, he shouldn’t have made it. Sorry, but that’s my opinion and I stand by it. 

    I’m sorry fandom, this is taking things to the next level. Celebrities are people too. We should respect his privacy. Whoever posted this makes me sick

    Guys… that’s a hedgehog.

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  5. pervocracy:

    Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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    Now look at my knot.

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    Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

    This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

    I’m on a horse.

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    The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

  6. nxnthdoctor:

    all i did was search ‘castiel rainbow’

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    i was not

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    expecting

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    this

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  7. “What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?”
    ―Anonymous

    middleclassreject:

    dysonrules:

    aconissa:

    50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

    It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

    While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

    Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

    It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

    REBLOG FOREVER.

    Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

  8. blowjobbysammy:

    xnunxfisterx:

    hartbig-and-bowties:

    ironpatriotisstupid:

    livemulticulturally:

    have you ever just

    stopped whatever you were doing

    to look at an english word and

    “you look like a fake word”

    yacht

    Bologna

    Colonel

    Corn

    Qwert

  9. literarysins:

    In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

    Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

    But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

  10. I was asked how I add pictures on reblogs by elmowuzhea. Then I got confused and don’t know what the fuck happened and couldn’t answer. Anyways… here’s my crappy tutorial for anyone who’s interested.

    I’ve noticed blue circle toolbar on regular text post and just click it and upload whatever relevant photo/gif I have.

    Red circle toolbar I’ve noticed on all other posts I reblog. With that, I just google photo, right click, open image in new tab, copy link on new tab, and insert link on red circle option.

    If there’s another way, please tell me.

  11. fallen-angels-rule:

Happy days for the hunters!!

    fallen-angels-rule:

    Happy days for the hunters!!

  12. assbutthasthephonebox:

    elmowuzhea:

    assbutthasthephonebox:

    I was looking for this gif

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    but on the same page I see this

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    Then all I can think of is this

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    This site

    Yes. This shall become my tumblr legacy.

    I don’t think any of you guys fucken understand:

  13. tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]