men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Earlier in class, I said I don’t like fancy restaurants because I’m too broke and I don’t like the idea of dressing in a suit just to eat. One of my classmates said “Girl’s like that kind of stuff. You’ll get a girlfriend if you take her in places like that.”
I didn’t know how to explain the following in ASL:
I know for a fact that all females are not like that.
I’m personally not attracted to anyone who is like that.
There are plenty of people who understand the life of being completely broke.
If your idea of an awesome date is loitering in a bookstore, park, beach, etc for as little money as possible, there is a very good chance I’ll end up falling so hard for you.
No, I want someone to be able to act stupid and be a complete dorky nerd with me, with the seriousness.
Need someone to cry on after a bullshit day and get fat on mountains of Ben & Jerry?
Want random cuddles from a guy who doesn’t care if it’s not manly? (I assure you it can be very manly)
Nerd? 21+ (simply because personally as a 26 yo it freaks me out for some reason to date someone who can’t legally drink in the US)?
Where do I send in my Boyfriend Application?